svveden:

how dare you call me stupid. i know tons of useless information

(via nothingbutflawless)

calmtempest:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED 

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

So I told a couple of my guy friends who play skyrim.

They looked like they had achieved enlightenment. It seems this knowledge means a lot

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via stfumeowth)

los-piercetheveils:

one-hamburger:

dicksp8jr:

fionaaelizabeth:

If corals get stressed they die, so if I was coral I would be dead 

what do coral even get stressed about

Current events

Get out

(Source: y0u-belongwithme, via chloeoey)

meladoodle:

coolgirlfriend:

boys who can pull off facial hair are hot

i think you’re supposed to use a razor

(Source: hotanimegirl, via on-the-bit)

gokartmozart:

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell.

(via lohau)